Swine Flu: catch it whilst it's hot!
Apparently, we're all going to get swine flu. And apparently, it's going to kill lots of people. Flu pandemics have killed millions before - the 1918 flu pandemic spread around the world through soldiers in WWI and estimates suggest it killed anywhere from 70 to 100 million people, substantially more than were killed by WWI itself.
It seems to me that given this, according to the hysterical media, inevitable outcome, it's a good idea to get infected sooner rather than later. In six months time, with all the world infected, and health systems stretched beyond capacity, civil war breaking out, and plagues of locusts visiting the land, it would be a very bad idea to contract the disease. Thus get it now, whilst it's hot. Get lots of attention and care, whilst things are reasonably calm, and then you'll get over it, and will be perfectly fine again long before modern civilisation as we know it collapses.